What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What’s the difference between 911 and a abortion?
With 911 there was a victim to tell the tale.
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
your breath is so hot it mad the chicgo fire.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
I would tell a 9/11 joke but it would probably go up in flames
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter? Come close and i’ll knock you out cold
a chemical store burned down and the firefighter just stand there but at the end the store fire just went out by himself. But the store owner still got angry.
store owner : why didn't you take out the fire ?? firefighter : yea but it went out by it self store owner : but still why ?? firefighter : your chemical store sells H20 store owner : oh i get it now
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work
Today we had the best adventure ever! We started playing in the yard and doing ramps in a party van! It all started when Timmy and I were playing in the yard and a white rusty van drove up to our yard. A nice man told us to get in. We said we would love to go but our mommies wouldn't want us to go. The man said your mommies told me it was OK to come. We hopped in the back and sped away super fast! The man gave us some candy, but Timmy and I were not hungry, so we didn't eat it. We saved it for later. After a while, I was wondering where we were going. I was about to ask the man, but then there was a whooping sound and some flashing blue lights! ̈Hey they want to party with us! ̈Timmy yelled over the whooping. ̈Party van! ̈I yelled. Timmy and I started dancing and whooping and the van began driving faster, doing crazy race car stunts, and jumps! Then we noticed the lights and whooping were coming from some cars that were following us. The cars were black and white and said ̈P O L I C E” on the side. We started to wave to them, but then the van did a HUGE jump and we flew out of the back of the van to the side of the road into some dirt, but it didn't really hurt that much. The van drove off without us, and I was really sad. Then Timmy told me the dirt was perfect for making mud pies. I was happy again. We played in the dirt awhile, until some people dressed like firefighters found us and brought us home. And then you asked me what happened. ̈Isn’t that right mommy? ̈
