Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what type of work can orphans do. home work
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
