Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry
I've just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? -- He took a day off.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
i use to work at a calendar factory but i got fired because i missed a few days
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what type of work can orphans do. home work
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
a man got fired from the first coin factory. he exclaimed "no! this is the only thing thats ever made cents!!"
I’ll make a joke about homeless people but they just don’t work
I want to write some Jokes about unemployed people, but non of them Works
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
