Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Suicidal people are a big contributor to the rope making industry.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.
Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Cause it's a family company.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
I would tell you a joke about unemployed people, but they don’t really work.
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
