If your bored just punch an orphan it's not like they can tell their parents
Oof
What do you call cat that walk slow?
CATerpillar
When a guy falls it hurts them there when a women falls it hurts more.
Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Hey Mitosis.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals