Roses are red.... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you
bloodyboi
hey I'm Braden nice to meet ya, i like to draw, roleplay, and costplaying, sad and alone..
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke
A man was in a courtroom. The judge said, "What should this man's punishment be?"
A random guy yelled, "Off with his head!"
The judge said, "He shall give head to every man in this room."
The guy yelled, "Wait, that's not what I said!"
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
what did jeff dahmer say to the gays? get over here and let me give you so much anial to where you die DADDY! UWU!