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bloodyboi
hey I'm Braden nice to meet ya, i like to draw, roleplay, and costplaying, sad and alone..
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired" -not my joke
a man was in a court room, the judge said, ''what should this mans punishment be?'' a random guy ''OFF WITH HIS HEAD'' judge ''he shall give head to every man in this room'' the guy ''WAIT THATS NOT WHAT I SAID!!!''
What do you call an lgbtq person getting grilled? lgbbq -not my joke
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better so i sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
what is another name for 9/11? a forbidden game of jenga
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
Yo mamma so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mamma so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mamma so stupid, she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
What is my most popular side of myself-? S U I C I D E
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep-? Me: I have depression what do you think-?!
What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
what did jeff dahmer say to the gays? get over here and let me give you so much anial to where you die DADDY! UWU!