People ALWAYS told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Yo Mama sucs Deez Nuts
Never break a girl's/Boy's someone’s heart. They only have one of them. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough....🥵🤣
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!Lol
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.....🤔
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.