Profession jokes
All then are bad.
Why did the doctor get mad?
Because he was losing his patients.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?
He was a great veterinarian.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What are clowns good at?
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
Legally Blonde.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
Why did the prostitute lose all her money?
Because she got f*cked.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!