Profession jokes
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
All then are bad.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Tell who we are.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I'm a clown.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Legally Blonde.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.
What are clowns good at?