Profession jokes
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Tell who we are.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Memes
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
All then are bad.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I'm a clown.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"
Legally Blonde.
What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.