Profession jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
I would be making Eli fucking rich
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
Tell who we are.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
All then are bad.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I'm a clown.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy