Profession jokes
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Tell who we are.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Memes
I would be making Eli fucking rich
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
All then are bad.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I'm a clown.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
A prostitute walks in the bar, and she goes up to the bartender and says, "I just made $100 and 5¢ sucking dick." The bartender says, "Who gave you the 5¢?" The prostitute says, "They all did!"