Profession jokes
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Memes
I would be making Eli fucking rich
Tell who we are.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
All then are bad.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
I'm a clown.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.