Profession jokes
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
Tell who we are.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
All then are bad.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
I'm a clown.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy