Profession jokes
How many hookers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I want to be a pilot.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
How do you know if a woman that is poor who is between 18-24 years old is poor enough to do anything for money to help pay her bills? She would be working as a lesbian prostitute inside a lesbian hotel in San Francisco, CA.
Why is the Navy gay?
There all seamen.
What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?
An Investigator.
Tell who we are.
What was the name of a Roman guide?
Guide Gius.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
All then are bad.
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
I'm a clown.
Will Will Smith smith?
Yes, Will Smith will smith.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
"I like planes."
- Plane Guy
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.