i got kicked out of a library today
because i put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section
nathanyy
Person 1: Hey Joe!
Person 2: I'm not Joe and who's Joe..?
Person 1: Joe Mama, you stupid bitch.
what do you call a sneaky child molester?
incogpedo
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people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race
because they always like to come in a little behind
why do jedis stay single?
because they use "divorce " (the force )
MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
what is johnny depp's new legal name?
johnny in debt.
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
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in syria there are no walmarts, only targets
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Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father
asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys