nathanyy

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Person 1: Hey Joe! Person 2: I'm not Joe and who's Joe..? Person 1: Joe Mama, you stupid bitch.

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i got kicked out of a library today

because i put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section

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what do you call a sneaky child molester?

incogpedo

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what do you call terrorists in a wheelchair?

an RCXD

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people have been telling me that you can get things for free now

the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "

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why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race

because they always like to come in a little behind

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why do jedis stay single?

because they use "divorce " (the force )

MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU!

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two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "

the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.

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what is johnny depp's new legal name?

johnny in debt.

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its important to wash your sex toys

thats why priests invented baptism

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why does batman cover half of his face?

to let the police know that hes white

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what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped? alien vs predator

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in syria there are no walmarts, only targets

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ur mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said " i need your weight, not your phone number "

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ur mom is so fat that when god said " let there be light, " he asked you to move out the way

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you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

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why do they call me a firefighter, because i find them hot, and i leave them wet!

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why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father

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asians dont believe in santa because they make the toys