Sperm Bank jokes
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Hi, welcome to David’s sperm bank. You jack it, we pack it. How may I help you?
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Q: Why did the Queer get fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
Took my receipt to the sperm bank so I can get this comeback.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.