Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What did one orphan say to another? Get in the Batmobile Robin.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
My name is Dan, I wear white Vans, I have a gun, get in the van!
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common? Miss by few inches and you’re in deep shit.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god. God said there is no Stephen Hawking.