Chef Jokes

Why was the chef embarrassed?

He saw the salad dressing.

What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful

I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.

The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler

I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS

How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.

What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.

What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"

Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through

What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"

When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”