Chef jokes
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Three guys landed on a cannibal island. The cannibal chef told them if they wanted to live, they had to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to him, and he would tell them what to do.
So the first guy brings 10 apples, and the chef said if he could shove all 10 of those in his ass without making a sound, he could live. He was three apples in and made a sound, and they ate him. The second guy brought grapes; nine grapes in, and he burst out laughing. The cannibals ate him. Then the first guy said, "Why'd you laugh? You were almost there!" The other guy who had the grapes said, "I couldn't help it, I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples."
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"