Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
Why was the chef embarrassed. He saw the salad dressing.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am wan kin the chef." I said that I'll come back later
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.
He called them: "ASPERGER'S"
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler? “Oh my god put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
What did the chef say to the skeleton? "BONE Apetit!"
Q: Why did the chef get fired? A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
What did the chef on the titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes- "oh no the sink sank!"
Im not chef but boyardees days getting harder and harder to get through
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common They both say "Hello children"
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whiped the cream
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did a African food episode... to bad it was so short he couldn’t find any
What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap