Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
how it started
I called the Chinese takeaway yesterday. A man picked up the phone and said: "Hello! I am Wan Kin, the chef." I said that I'll come back later.
I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
How many line cooks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to do it, and two to say that they did it better at the previous restaurant they were at.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
I'm not a chef, but boy, are these days getting harder and harder to get through.
What did the chef on the Titanic scream as he tried to finish the dishes? "Oh no, the sink sank!"
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.