Chef jokes
Her: Eat my ass!
Me: Yes, chef!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why was the chef embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Where did the chef put the disease?
In Ebola.
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
"Bone appetit!"
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Why did the chief go to jail?
Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!