What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.
Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained buffoon! You, the genius behind this 'joke,' are clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This joke plays on a dark and disturbing topic, making light of the fact that pedophiles are attracted to children while a doctor simply examines them as part of their job. The humor comes from the unexpected twist and the stark contrast between the two roles, using the discomfort and shock to trigger a reaction. In simpler terms: bad person does bad thing, doctor does regular thing, and the punchline is that a bad person actually likes doing something bad and a doctor doesn't enjoy their regular job of doing something good. Get it now?
Anonymous
Oh but he will. He doesn't express it