They told me I could never be an actor.
No one suspected me when they went missing the next day.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
So, I was sitting with my little brother and talking about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered, "A doctor!" I wanted to tease him so I said, "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you." I was hoping he would get mad or something, but instead, he calmly replied, "Brother, I said doctor. Not a vet."
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
