what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain...
Me: So... You're new? Depression: (I don't know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading... You know... Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job... Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we're friends! Me: Interesting... (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it's problemos) Me: Well I think you're signed up! I'll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :)
AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
What is the difference between Kanye And Hitler Hitler knew when his career was over
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
you could say Kobes career went up in smoke
A man goes into a job interview and sits down. The interviewer is looking over his resume and says, "I see here that there's a 4-year gap on your resume. What were you doing?" The man says, "Oh, that was when I went to Yale!" The interviewer is impressed and says, "That's great! You're hired!" The man smiles. "Really? I'm so glad, because I really need this Yob."
