what do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
showing them the ropes.
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up? Me: Oh I wan- Therapist: Don’t say to be dead Me: Well I want to be an entrepreneur, I want to sell land, pencils oh yeah. I also want to sell farm
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
As l get older I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Your career might be in the north but its going south :)
A job is like virginity. Not everyone loses it.
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
My ex died today. I also lost my job as a butcher
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job? He was trying to get ahead in life.
Guy asked me what I do for a living. Now I'm not old enough to get a job so I said nothing. He asked me again so I said, "Your wife" The guy goes to slap me but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
My dad was a roof cleaner and I'm dedicating this to him, so dad if you're up there
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Mom can I be a fire fighter when i grow up Mom: oh you wont grow up caillou
I tried to start a music career but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult she had kids. When they were old enough she told them you could be whatever you want...
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
