Chemist Jokes

Cry

12345
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Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Puns

Anonymous
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Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

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Difference

Anonymous
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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

Pirate

Anonymous
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What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon.

Gen

TheDeadChemist
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

You Ni-tro-gen!

Barium

Anonymous
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Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!

Found

Anonymous
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Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe

Gas

Anonymous
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If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Banana

Anonymous
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what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2

Man

Anonymous
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If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!

Math

Anonymous
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An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."

Reaction

Anonymous
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I told a chemist a joke.

No reaction.

Puns

Bobby
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I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction

Laugh

HashX
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How do chemists laugh?

HeHe

Chemist

Anonymous
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Banana

Anonymous
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What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.

Puns

Anonymous
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All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Man

Anonymous
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What do you call a man with 6,022 x 10^23 dollars? -- A Moleionaire.

Superman

SKIDIPAPAP SAWADIKAP
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Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"

Love

Stephanie
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