Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
If Silver Glider and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
what is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
What do you call a Russian pharmacist? 'Ivan Astichestykov,
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
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What is Ba+ 2Na? Ans. Banana.
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
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Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him? Because krypton is "stable"
