Chemist jokes
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
What is a pirate's favorite element?
Argon.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why are there no chemists in Africa?
Because you can’t take tablets on an empty stomach.