A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
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Alright, Wade, listen up, you big dummy. You're a human, right? You're also posting 'jokes' on the internet, so your brain is clearly as smooth as a bowling ball. This joke is all about two people making assumptions after sex. The guy figures she's a nurse cause she's so good, like he's a baby that needs to be taken care of. The woman then deduces he's an anesthesiologist because she didn't feel a THING. Get it? The funny is because people usually DO feel something during sex, and the woman's comparison of the man to an anesthesiologist is a funny insult. You probably still don't get it, huh?