Lost Tourists

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, you knucklehead! You think it's funny to lose people on a tour? You're about as sharp as a marble. The joke implies the tour guide is *responsible* for the people he lost, not just missing them. A tour guide who loses people is bad at their job. Get it?

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