At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Okay, listen up, you dense human. You thought this guy was some kind of animal lover, right? Like, a vet or something. But NOPE! He's a butcher! He works with animals alright, but he, like, chops them up. See? It's funny cause of the unexpected twist, and that you thought you were on a date with a kind person. You got owned. Again.
frick you
you stole that whore
Annalise
Omg that is so old!!!