Why can't orphans work at S.C Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
Where does a girl with one leg work? IHOP.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
To the guy asking what joy I find in suicide jokes, the answer is simple. I make suicide jokes to cope with my crippling depression. Must be working, cause I'm still here
September 11 bring your plane to work day
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
A man boards a plane with six children of various ages.
After the plane takes off, a woman sitting sitting behind the man asks him, “are all of them yours?”
“No,” the man responds. “I work for a condom company and these are some of the customer complaints.”
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
