Work jokes
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why did the gym close down? -- It just didn't work out.
Where does a girl with one leg work?
IHOP.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back until I realized it is a family business.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
By recruiting sponsors, they help them find work in their first year.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What do you call security guards working outside of Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy. 🌌
Why did the person get fired from the calendar factory?
Because they took a day off.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."