Sharks and Lawyers

This is a pun. It plays on the idea of 'professional courtesy,' which usually refers to professionals treating each other with respect, but in this case, it's humorously applied to sharks and lawyers. Sharks, despite their reputation for attacking, are comically portrayed as respecting professional boundaries by not attacking fellow legal professionals.

• Lawyer
• Shark
• Predator
• Ocean
• Profession
• Respect

• What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
• A lawyer bought a beautiful yacht. He invited the law firm to come aboard for a great weekend. Saturday night was the candle light dinner and Sam drank too much, walked on the deck and fell over the rail into the water and was calling for help. Tom said, "Oh no, the sharks will get him." All of the party lined along the rail and noticed the sharks were swimming around him in a circle. Jim said, "The sharks are not even bothering him!" And a shark lifted up his head out of the water and said, "Professional Courtesy."
• Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
• Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze.