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Sharks and Lawyers

Anonymous
10 years ago
  • Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.

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    • Lawyer
    • Shark
    • Predator
    • Ocean
    • Profession
    • Respect

    Explanation

  • This is a pun. It plays on the idea of 'professional courtesy,' which usually refers to professionals treating each other with respect, but in this case, it's humorously applied to sharks and lawyers. Sharks, despite their reputation for attacking, are comically portrayed as respecting professional boundaries by not attacking fellow legal professionals.

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