Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
Dante Medori
Why do melons always have big weddings?
Because they cantaloupe!/
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other "I'm-a cashew!"
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!