Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
what do you call dog magician labbrahcadaberh
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
why do we not have female magicians because last time we had them we burned them alive
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
Once upon a time, there was a magician named Daniel. He usually did gigs for children and this time he was working at a kid's birthday party. He walked in and said "Hi boys and girls, my name is Daniel." He performed multiple tricks, each one amazing the children. Then, he said "And for my final trick; I will disappear!" He lifted up a blanket and when it fell down he was gone. Then, the birthday boy said "Hey, he's like my dad." "Really" asked a little girl? "I guessed?" he said back, "My dad wasn't a magician, but he disappeared. I haven't seen him since...."
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
Why don't we have female magicians 'Cause the last ones got hang
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
