Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
what is an orphans dads job a magician because he makes him self disappear.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear. Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him. Go on, so what did you do with ship them?
There was a mexican magician. He was going to disappear on the count of three. 1-2-..... and he left without a trace.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
Ian.
There was once a spanish magician, he said," Uno,, Dos..." and he dissapppeared without a tres
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, 'uno, dos...' and poof. He disappears without a tres."
what do you call dog magician labbrahcadaberh
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems 'daveon' disappear.
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
MC Presto
I was doing a magic show, i tried to make a bunny disappear but it didn’t work. I walked outside in shame, i looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini
There was a news the other where a magician disappeared. He was like"at the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Des,and he disappeared without a trace.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
What did Harry Houdini say when he did his famous vanishing act at a sushi place "Now sashimi now you don't"
