Magician

Magician jokes

News

    • There was a news story the other day where a magician disappeared. He was like "At the count of 3 I will disappear aight...Uno, Dos," and he disappeared without a trace.

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    • Magic

    • Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?

    I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

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    • Magician memes

    Girl

    • A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.

    The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.

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    • Tower

    • I was doing a magic show. I tried to make a bunny disappear, but it didn’t work.

    I walked outside in shame. I looked up and realised the towers had disappeared!!!!

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    • Board

    • There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.

    Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"

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    • World

    • Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

    Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

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    • Count

    • A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.

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    • Experience

    • Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

    Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

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    • Foot

    • Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.

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