what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
FIRST DATE
man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
