what do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai ping
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
I didn't come into the prostitution business... It came into me.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
they both look good hanging from a tree
FIRST DATE
man: i work with animals every day woman: oh how sweet! what is it that you do? man: im a butcher..
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you call an Indian electrician? Ashok 😂
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
