What do you call someone who is half a jew? Jew - ish
Thoughtless
Official grammar nazi of WJE!!!
Life Tips:
-The more you drive drunk, the better you get at it!
-Rehab is for quitters! Don't be a quitter.
-If you're bullied for being a quiet kid, teach them a lesson.
-Eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out.
MORE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!
A Son walks up to his Dad and says "I'm so gay right now! "HOW COULD YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRAIGHT!!!" Screams the Dad. "No, Gay as in HAPPY" Says the confused Son,"I'm so happy right now!" "Oh" says the Dad, "Why are you happy?" Then the Son said "Because I just got 20 dollars for sucking a guy off"
In life, some people have it harder than others. Thats why Viagra exists.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't fly anymore. And if I tried it would probably crash and burn. It just wouldn't help my comedy career take off.
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: Geigh!!!
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it! (shit joke, I know)
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
