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Official grammar nazi of WJE!!! Life Tips: -The more you drive drunk, the better you get at it! -Rehab is for quitters! Don't be a quitter. -If you're bullied for being a quiet kid, teach them a lesson. -Eat toilet paper so it wipes on the way out. MORE COMING SOON!!!!!!!!!

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A couple is lying in bed. The text on top reads: "Her: He's probably thinking about other women..." Underneath is written "Him: Who the hell is taking pictures of me and my wife in bed."

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The meme shows two images of the same man. The top left image is a photo of the man in a hospital bed with a breathing tube. The top right is a photo of the man with a woman. The bottom image shows a man with a serious face. The text on the image reads: "Diabetic groom-to-be dies after taking cheaper insulin to pay for wedding. My honest reaction to that information:".

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A screenshot of a social media conversation. The first message is from dion-thesocialist, who apologizes for correcting people's grammar. The second message is from rakshar, who forgives them. The last message is from dion-thesocialist, who thanks rakshar for being sweet.

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A newspaper clipping with text about a woman complaining about airplane bathroom windows and a stewardess replying that if there is a pervert clinging to the plane, they deserve to see everything.

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The image shows four panels from the cartoon "Family Guy." In the upper left panel, a pair of black-gloved hands holds a sign that says, "WE HAVE YOUR SON." In the upper right, Peter and Lois Griffin are looking at a wall of television screens, and there is a caption on the panel that says, "Meg's our daughter." In the lower-left panel, three figures in black ski masks are shown with Meg. In the lower right, black-gloved hands hold up a sign that says, "REALLY?"

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The image shows a conversation between the author and his aunt, with a shocked Pikachu image at the bottom. The aunt is telling him that tattoos are a lifetime commitment. The author responds, "unlike your marriage". Below it says "Everyone else at the family BBQ".

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A text post that says: "We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible." Followed by two comments: "what button", and "what fucking button".

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A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. Wendy's initiates with 'It's go time! You want the roast? Then let's go! #NationalRoastDay'. Hooters responds with 'Whatcha got?'. Wendy's replies to Hooters with 'Uniforms our employees can wear in the winter.'

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A four-panel comic strip shows a father and son encountering a bear in the woods. In the first panel, the father tells the son to play dead. In the second panel, the son is lying on the ground. The bear sniffs the father in the third panel. In the final panel, the son asks why his dad isn't playing dead, and his dad replies, "Because I'm dead inside, son."

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A transparent squid is seen on top of a colorful background of square blocks. The text says: "Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate... So it turned itself transparent. stick it to the man, Squid."

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A picture of Willy Wonka looking slightly off to the left. Underneath is a text that says "I'm all for human rights and shit, but if you're on a tour in a factory and decide to wander off, it should be legal for the floor workers to hunt you for sport."

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The image shows three panels. In the first panel, an airline employee tells a passenger "You're too late, sir." In the second panel, Gandalf is standing in an airport, saying, "A wizard is never late, nor is he..." In the third panel, the airline employee replies, "Look, pal. This is a fucking airport. Your plane's gone."

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A screenshot of a series of tweets. The first tweet is from Santa Decides stating that Technoblade is on the nice list and Dream is on the naughty list. The second tweet by essaHQ mentions Technoblade's sword, the "orphan obliterator". The third tweet by milk says that the sword is the reason why he is on the nice list. The fourth tweet is by Vossl who says to bless Technoblade for reuniting the orphans with their parents.

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A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

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A four-panel cartoon shows a man holding a baby. In the first panel, a woman is next to the man, who smiles at the baby. The text bubble in the second panel says, "Say government". In the third panel, the baby looks surprised with a text bubble above that says, "Criminal organization". In the final panel, the man is smiling and the text says, "Same thing".

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The image shows a spaceship moving above a destroyed landscape. The text on top of the image says, "Aliens finding out what Americans use their healthcare money for." The image also includes the text "@JOJOS_PHOPHOS" and "Lynved Skynyrd - Free Bird".

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The image shows two scenes. The top scene depicts three dinosaurs sitting at desks in an office, using computers. The bottom scene is a simple 8 bit game with a man facing a cactus in a desert.

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A yellow piece of paper attached to a wall reads "EARTHQUAKE DETECTION KIT". Two googly eyes are attached to the paper below the text.

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FORESKIN?

The image shows a comment thread. The first comment says: "a good quote is". The next two comments below say: "I LOVE EATING FORESKIN".

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What do you call someone who is half a Jew?

Jew-ish.

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