Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”
What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…
this is a cuphead joke. Why did the clown drive over the cup? cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Question: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
I’m a clown… And everyone nose.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling
You shoot him in the face
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!