Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
I'm starting a clown shoe store. It's no small feat :oD
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour? Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
