Clown jokes
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!