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Puns

Wat

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

Shoes

Sprinkles

I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD

Cannibal

Anonymous

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

Cannibal

sgt.spazit

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

Spoon

Anonymous

ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl

Smell

Arthur

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

Sadness

The joke master

Why was the clown sad

He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone

Sea

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Wife

Anonymous

If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…

…is that a romantic jester

Gang

Anonymous

What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns???

Go for the juggler!!!

Nun

Anonymous

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

End

Alyiah

My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

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Puns

Anonymous

A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester

Cannibal

Angela Brailean

Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.

Shooting

ShadowTheRedUmbreon

How do you get a clown to stop smiling

You shoot him in the face

Funny

I'm not funny

What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

Nose

Anonymous

I’m a clown… And everyone nose.

Hope

Joker

“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

Depression

Anonymous

Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…

Ball

Anonymous

How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS

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