Clown jokes
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
Wait what???
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!