Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD
two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?
why dont cannibals eat clowns
because they taste funny
ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”
What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns???
Go for the juggler!!!
My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling
You shoot him in the face
Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…
I’m a clown… And everyone nose.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife…
…is that a romantic jester
Why did the clown not attack mike cause they bouncee
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown