Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester!
Clown Jokes
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
If a clown farted, would it smell funny?
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.