Clown Jokes

Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal....Does he taste funny to you?


We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.

Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today