Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

I’m starting a clown shoe store. It’s no small feat :oD

why dont cannibals eat clowns

because they taste funny

two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal…Does he taste funny to you?

ya clown so stupid it took a spoon to the Superbowl

What do you do if you’re ever attacked by a gang of clowns???

Go for the juggler!!!

Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience. The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, “if you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!”

Question: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny

Most people say I’m a clown. Yet they don’t laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I’m a “clown”. Yet I’m not the center of the circus. But I know I’m gonna be a clown forever. Because I can’t take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

Weeks later: Finally I found out why I’m being called a clown…because my smiling face is fake…

A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester

If a clown farted, would it smell funny?

What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

My mom got a clown for my birthday but it ended up being my sister🤡

How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS

I’m a clown… And everyone nose.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling

You shoot him in the face

I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare

How do you get a clown of your swing?

You shoot it.

my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died

so all his friends came in one car

why do cannibals not like to eat clowns…

cause they taste funny!!

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