300+ Best Performance Jokes - Page 17 - Worst Jokes Ever

Mime

Anonymous · 9 years ago

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Concert

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person with sunglasses is holding a black tube in their mouth. The text on top of the image says: "POV: you are in the front row at a drake concert."

Grandma

Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

Music days be like:

The image shows two cartoon characters, Elsa and Anna from the movie Frozen. Elsa on the left is frowning with a slightly disgusted expression. There is text above her head: "My grandma, who has taught music for 36 years, listening to my sister's 5th grade orchestra concert". Anna on the right looks indifferent and has the text above her head: "My dad, who has no musical talent, thinking this concert is pretty good".

Cosplay

Glassiiewxter · 1 year ago

My friends cosplay is it good

A person wearing green face paint and a white headpiece with black markings, resembling a mask.

Ring

Chez · 2 years ago

I don’t know why the crowd is so excited, the ring is empty

A photograph shows John Cena standing in a wrestling ring with his arms raised. Behind him a crowd is visible. The sign "Cena" can be seen in the background.

School

D3athraptor · 3 years ago

why th

A picture shows a man looking confused. The text says "You go to school, nothing happens. You miss one day. 6 fights, Tupac comes back, school had a black out & Beyonce performed in the cafeteria."

Hair

Kai :) · 3 years ago

what have i found

A still image shows two people with dyed hair dancing. Behind them is a sign that says "ORDINARY ST".

Show

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows three characters from Spongebob Squarepants. On the left is a blue fish character with wide open eyes and mouth. In the middle is Mr. Krabs with a scowl on his face. To his right is a pink character with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text above the characters says "Usher during the Halftime show."

Appliance

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A gas stove burner with a bright blue flame, implying an afterburner has been installed.

Water

Bozo · 3 years ago

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

Assassination

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A news screen shows breaking news about an assassination attempt on Trump with a live chat on the side where people are commenting.

Woman

Royal · 4 months ago

Four women wearing white hard hats, white long-sleeved shirts, and dark pants stand on a grassy outdoor area, intently looking at a large rolled-out blueprint they are holding. Below them, a close-up shows the blueprint they are examining. It's a detailed technical drawing for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The blueprint includes 'VIEW A: UNASSEMBLED SANDWICH' with two bread slices, one with peanut butter and the other with jelly, and 'VIEW B: ASSEMBLED SANDWICH'. There are also 'TOP VIEW' and 'SECTION A-A' diagrams, along with specific instructions in the 'NOTES' section, such as 'ALL MATERIALS TO BE CONSUMED', 'PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY TO BE APPLIED LIBERALLY', and 'CRUST OPTIONAL. REMOVE CRUST AFTER ASSEMBLY FOR OPTIMUM PERFORMANCE'. The drawing is titled 'SANDWICH, PEANUT BUTTER & JELLY'.

Lyric

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image displays a text comparison between a "normal person" who only "sings lyrics" and "me" who "sings lyrics," "sings backup vocals," "sings guitar riffs," "plays air drum the entire song," and "head-bangs."

Test

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

lol

The image shows the text "Asian kid: *Fails the test* Me:" above a picture of Buzz Lightyear with a funny facial expression.

Collaboration

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Veronica fine af tho

A split image with Eminem on the left and Jack Harlow on the right. Both are facing the viewer and hold their hands up in a frame around their faces. The text reads "Imagine if Eminem releases a collab with Jack Harlow with a MV and at the end of it Em takes off his crown and puts it on Jack's head, then acts all shook and emotional and then Em wipes his tears and says "IT'S YOUR TIME TO SHINE JACK, MY CROWN IS IN SAFE HANDS NOW"."

Spotify

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘 · 3 years ago

The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks

The image shows a screenshot of the Spotify app, displaying a playlist named "Star Wars Soundtracks". The playlist includes songs from the movie "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace". The progress bar is highlighted and resembles a lightsaber.

Pp

R3Y · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of sheet music showing a 'pp' marking with the added parenthetical comment '(very hard)'.

Cow

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

Actress

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme shows a headline and accompanying images of actress Elizabeth Hurley, stating that she performed a lesbian sex scene directed by her own son. Below this text is a reaction image of an angry piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal with the text "what the cinnamon toast fuck is this".

Class

✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

Me every time i have to present in class

On the left side of the image, the text reads: 'Me: "I don't get nervous during presentations". Also me:'. On the right, a person in a Spiderman costume is standing at a podium in front of an audience with the text 'Hello, my name is presentation' at the bottom.

Performance memes

Community talk

Bree_:3

I'm doing my second ever preformance tonight at our schools football game, I'm currently working on memorizing my music, in which has taken many mistakes.

𝔓𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔡 ℌ𝔬

oh to sing this

Dish3rm3s_luvva9

Hi guys,I wouldn't be posting plenty because I have dance practise almost every day,and a competition coming up,and were in the finals so yeah,my team got 2nd place last competition (23 may,2026), and were trying to come first place so ill be hardly on this app until October solo yeah