Performance jokes
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!