Performance jokes
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why didn’t the pecan go to the ballet?
It was afraid of the nutcracker.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because he was searching for the PERFECT FLOW.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.