Performance

Performance Jokes

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

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I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

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Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can