Performance jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the circus fire?
Person 2: No.
Person 1: It was in-tents.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”