Kai :)

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this guy randomly messaged me, but i legit have no idea who tf he is lmao

Henry Clark 12:42am
Hey, I think you are super beautiful and my type. How r u?

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read "Hey im sorry i had to tell you like this but i have been doing your wife for months now" The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying "Sorry meant using your wifi"

READ THIS OUT LOUD: This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is an cat This is idiot cat This is a busy cat This is a for cat This is forty cat this is seconds cat

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow? Toothpaste.

Little Johnny was watching TV when he heard the TV say bitch and bastard. He went over to his dad and said, "What is a bitch and bastard?" His dad looked at him suprised and said, "a bitch is a female, a bastard is a mailman." Johnny went back to the TV and heard them say ass and shit, so he goes back to his dad and asks, "What shit and ass mean" His dad says "A shit is shaving creme like what i'm putting on my face and ass is a coat, why don't you bug your mom." Johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say fuck, so johnny goes over to his mom and says to her, "What does fuck mean mom?" She looks over at him and says "Fuck means carving, like what i'm doing to this turkey!" A few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door. He walks over and answers it. He then says "Welcome bitch and bastard may I take your ass?" The people, looking horrified, then ask were his parents are. Johnny responds with "My dad is putting shit on his face and my mom is fucking the turkey!"

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

this is rifle ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一 he needs help being spread across this website. copy this message and paste it on any joke upon this website. spread and save rifle.

Mother, father and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie. During dinner time: Father: Son what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: okay! okay! I watched porn dad. Dad: what? you watched porn? you are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 yrs of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said "sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

>be 4 years ago
>at mom's house
>she gives me a list of chores to do while her and my sister get
>tells me no ps2 until chores are done
>folding laundry while watching tv
>switch to news
>story says
>*Local woman and daughter killed in car accident
>my mom and sister have died
>be 4 years later
>want taste of nostalgia
>open up ps2
>in the disc compartment there was a note
>Wiley, Wiley, Wiley, I told you not to play your ps2 before chores
are done. Well son, I love you to death and I want to cut you some
slack. You can play your game station until I come back with hugs
and kisses :) xoxo-Love Mom
>rever came home
>rever got my hugs and kisses

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

Can confirm this is me
I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again.
You guys are the best.
Dagger, stfu.
but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose)
:hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble.
Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind.
Ashton, STFU.
Bye ya'll
For real this time.

i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.


Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy sorry bout the joke rampage

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"