5+ Efficiency Jokes

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

its kinda funny tho

The image shows three different lighting techniques, labeled as "The Good", "The Bad", and "The Ugly". Each technique is illustrated with a simple graphic of a stick figure standing next to a lamp post, with different light distribution. "The Good" shows light directed downwards and to the sides, with a dark sky. "The Bad" shows light going upwards and spreading, with a yellow background. "The Ugly" shows light directed downwards in a small cone, with the stick figure's head in shadow and only the bottom part illuminated.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.