Efficiency

Efficiency Jokes

German

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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  • Disaster

    FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

    Time

    I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

    Pee

    When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

    I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

    People

    There's two types of emo people:

    1. People that cut side to side.

    2. And people that cut up and down.

    The most efficient is up and down.