Efficiency jokes
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
Memes
its kinda funny tho
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Memes
Community
@matt So ik it's I shouldn't tell you how to do your job, Bur I jsut wanna suggest somethings that would help wje (mainly the community) out alot.
1st a way easier way to navigate comments.
Maybe a list you can get in the profile page? It would help with deleting comments in a more efficient manner and also finding a specific conversation you wish to reread.
Maybe you could filter it by time (in or out of a certai… Read more
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Department Of Government Efficiency