5+ Efficiency Jokes

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

its kinda funny tho

The image shows three different lighting techniques, labeled as "The Good", "The Bad", and "The Ugly". Each technique is illustrated with a simple graphic of a stick figure standing next to a lamp post, with different light distribution. "The Good" shows light directed downwards and to the sides, with a dark sky. "The Bad" shows light going upwards and spreading, with a yellow background. "The Ugly" shows light directed downwards in a small cone, with the stick figure's head in shadow and only the bottom part illuminated.

What was Hitler known for?

His exceptional cost efficiency.

FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.

I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.