im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
What was Hitler known for? His exceptional caust efficiency
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
there's two types of emo people
1. people that cut side to side
2. and people that cut up and down
the most efficient is up and down
