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Anonymous

When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read

The image shows a text that reads "Short history of Japan" followed by three pictures. The first picture depicts a Japanese Samurai warrior in traditional armor. The second is a black-and-white photo of a nuclear explosion, and the third is a young woman in a pink outfit making a cute face.

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Bruhh found out

A screenshot of a Google search for 'chinese fart porn' is overlaid with an AirDrop notification from 'Mom'. The AirDrop message reads: "Your father and I are getting a divorce," and has two minions in the image.

Inessa :)

The image contains a definition of the term semibisexual, followed by a dialogue between two guys in a gay bar. The text ends with the phrase "Well that just sounds like straight with extra steps" and the image shows a scene from the show Rick and Morty.

Anonymous

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

DoubleDownCheeks

nothing is wrong

A close-up of Mr. Clean's head against a blue sky background. He's wearing sunglasses that reflect a woman in an anime style, seemingly stuck in a car dashboard.

Anonymous

The image shows a split comparison. The top half depicts an elderly woman sitting on a park bench with the text "JOKE SECTION ACTIVITY" above her. The bottom half shows a group of young people surrounding a woman holding a birthday cake with the text "MEME SECTION ACTIVITY" above them.

Chri5

This is whats going to happen to all the junior high girls on here.

A text message conversation shows one person stating, "I stopped a woman getting kidnapped today." The other person replies, "Really?! How?" and the response is "Self control". Below the text is a drawing of a man with an open-mouthed, surprised expression with his arms outstretched, palms up and the caption says "hold up."

T.walk1992

A movie poster with the text "BALLS 2" in large red letters. Two cartoon characters are in front of the text. A woman with glasses looking shocked and a man with a police cap looking serious.

MEME LORD

A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".

Anonymous

this one hurts

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows Ed Sheeran smiling. The text above him says, "Ed has no girlfriend". The bottom panel depicts a woman in a white dress running in a misty landscape. The text above her says, "because Sheeran away."

A Star Wars Fan

The meme consists of two images. The top image shows a black tote bag with the text "My favorite color is glitter" printed on it, with "glitter" in golden sparkling letters. The bottom image is a split panel with a woman yelling and pointing at the left and a white cat with a distorted face on the right. The woman image is labeled with the word “GLITTER!” in golden letters.

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

Nintendo Fan

A woman and a man shake hands in front of a small airplane. The text on the image says: "Can a woman make you a Millionaire?" A comment below says: "Xavier: Yes! If you are a Billionaire."

IWS/INGEN - COLLAB ACC!

The image shows three bags of sugar. The top two bags say "Sugar" and the second bag on the left shows the text "Sugar Free" on a blue label. The bag on the right shows the text "Sugar Free" on a green label. At the bottom of the image, a woman appears to be confused, and below her image is the text "wat".

Breasts

boobs

A comic strip shows a woman stranded on an island. In the first frame, she's gathering stones. In the second frame, the word 'HELP' is visible written on the beach. The third shows planes flying overhead and in the fourth, she is thinking. In the fifth panel she is gathering more stones. The last panel shows the word HELP as well as, "HELP ME AND I WILL REMOVE MY BRA" on the beach, while a plane is crashing and parachuters are falling nearby.

Daddy Cock

Daddy

The image shows a text saying: "Women get together and talk about their feelings. Men:". Below the text is an image of four men, each contorted into a shape of a letter that spells out "CUCK". Below that is another image of a group of people, some are blurred and some are visible, standing in a line. Their shadows are projected in the foreground.

Anonymous

Pika! Pika! I CHOOSE YOU!!!

The image is a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, hands are poking the cheeks of a smiling Pikachu. The second panel shows a man with blond hair and a bloody nose, getting punched in the face by a woman wearing a yellow Pikachu shirt.

Ness Plays

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

timmyy

A vintage comic book cover shows a car flying through the air with a woman driving. A man on the sidewalk exclaims: "Watch out, mister! It's a woman, and she's trying to parallel park!" A man on a bike says "Son of a..."

Daddy dick

Men

The image is a side-by-side comparison. At the top it reads: "Women get together and talk about their feelings." Underneath, four men in military uniforms are kneeling and leaning on each other to form the letters 'DICK'. The bottom image shows a group of three people standing and talking, with their shadows stretching out behind them.

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