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Frog

The top part of the image shows a man wearing a red water polo cap pouring water on his head. The bottom part of the image shows a man looking confused with question marks next to his head.

stillwaiting..

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face from the movie Despicable Me. He has wide, worried eyes and a slight, nervous smile. Above him is the text: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising".

Lostin Flowers

Americans:

The image shows text that says "A group of fish is called a school." followed by "Americans:". Below that are two men firing guns into a body of water. The source of the image is @LITMEMES.DAILY and ifunny.co.

emo

my huskies be like:

A husky is swimming in water. At the top it is calm. Below, the same dog is showing its teeth and the text “I’m a shark!” is displayed.

Jimmys mom😉

so true

A person is walking on a very narrow path on a mountain wall. The text "Me in the shower waiting for the hot water" is above the image.

Gummibääääär

Who doesn't know it? 😂

The image shows four steps to making tea with a stick figure pouring boiling water into a cup, followed by a timer and finally an empty cup. The text reads "1. Drop tea bag", "2. Pour boiled water", "3. Let it cool down", and "4. Forget you made tea."

Lostin Flowers

Reasons for having a shower

A pie chart shows that the main reason for taking a shower is to have 10 minutes to think about everything that's gone wrong in your life. Only a small sliver of the chart is dedicated to nice warm water and getting clean.

Mafuyu Asahina

Here me out this would be a sad movie

A digital art image of a skinny black boy with a large afro, standing in a barren landscape, with rows of people in the background. The text on the image reads "Finding Water" and "Disney • PIXAR".

DreamBlue

A figure with a disproportionately large head, known as 'Stonks,' wearing a lab coat and blue gloves, holds a beaker with a red liquid in it. The text says, "7 year old me after i mix different mud with water to make a potion" and "kemist".

Yourgirl_gabby13!

Why is it spicy?

A man in a green polo shirt and khaki pants is flailing his arms and legs in a silly way, as if in reaction to something unpleasant. Text on top says: "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Cahyani Ambara

If you read this picture, go get some bleach/holy water.

The image shows a scene from a Disney movie. On the left, Anna is stepping forward with a weird facial expression. In the middle, Olaf has a strange face. On the right, Kristoff and Sven are looking into the scene.

God Pt.2

My life rn

The image shows a comparison between the reactions parents have towards a younger sibling emptying a bank account and an older sibling spilling a drop of water. The younger sibling's action is dismissed as a "happy little mistake", while the older sibling is met with the text "You have forfeited your life privileges". The bottom image shows a person with a gun pointed.

Unimportant Intelligence

water puppy

A shark swims in the ocean. The text reads: "Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle."

hayden💯💯💯

fr

A man in a black uniform shirt and tan pants is in the middle of a store aisle. He has a very distinct pose with his left leg lifted in the air as though he's been startled. He is looking directly at the camera. The text at the top reads, "When your shower is too hot and it hits your back."

Heroin Monkey

A meme displaying five different options labeled A through E of items that can be chosen as a loadout. The text says, "You're being hunted in the woods at night by an unknown cryptid. Choose your loadout." Option A shows an assault rifle, body armor, a knife, and a pistol. Option B shows 5 silhouettes of men and weapons like torches, pitchforks and a baseball bat. Option C shows two priests, a cross, holy water and two lanterns. Option D shows three dogs, a gun, a bracelet, and a flashlight. Option E shows a muscular man, viagra, alcohol, and other random items.

Bozo

The image shows a person in a suit playing a piano underwater. In the top left corner, there is a floating Minecraft-like information box saying "Water Breathing 24:56".

DaRey1Cray

DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS

A product image of a green figure attached to a toothpaste tube and covering the opening. The text on the image reads: 'Toothpaste Cap Kids Toothpaste Attachment. Visit the Handmade Store. 4.0 stars. 15 ratings. Best Price on Amazon. -30% $8.99. List Price: $12.90. FREE Returns. A fun toothpaste cover that will make kids love brushing teeth. Produced in a 3D printer with organic PLA material that can be degraded in nature. It is placed on the cap of the toothpaste tube instead of the toothpaste cap. (Not compatible with non-standard pastes) It is not a hazardous material (toy). Do not wash in hot water or in the machine. The toothpaste tube product in the product is for promotional purposes. You can contact us for color preferences.'

Heroin Monkey

A white kitchen faucet with a leaky pipe that is spraying water in two different directions. The text above the image says "Guys understand."

Why should you care

OH NO

The image shows a close-up of Gru's face with a worried expression and slightly squinted eyes. The text above the face reads: "When you flush the toilet and the water starts rising."

✨Jassy✨

Me everyday

A person is standing on a narrow ledge of a cliff with a large mountain view in the background. The text 'Me in the shower waiting for the hot water' is above the image.

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