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Roshambo

The image consists of four panels of a person. In the first panel, the person states, "I don't really have any strong opinions on anything." In the second panel, another person says, "The super mario bros super show is not good." In the third panel, the first person is now visibly shocked, and in the fourth panel, the first person is now holding a gun.

Anonymous

Backstory.

The image shows a meme with text above a scene of Saul Goodman in a suit giving a presentation. The text reads: "marvel fans trying to explain why I need to watch 40 movies and 13 TV shows to understand the significance of doctor strange's left testicle."

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

HEWHEWWE

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A dark-skinned man is making a gesture with his hands. The text above the man says: "Me showing the shopkeeper my 100% off discount coupon."

LoserIsPro

fr tho

The image shows a comparison of two perspectives, 'trophy pov' and 'knife pov.' At the top, there is a cartoon image of a knife and a trophy facing each other with angry expressions. Below this image are two drawings: on the left, a slender stick figure represents the trophy's perspective of the knife, and on the right, a more rounded figure with a pointed center represents the knife's perspective of the trophy.

Toast ツ

The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.

M3ME G0D

A video still showing a child in front of a green screen. To the left is a box of toys. The text above reads: "Me showing the airport security what's in my bag:"

MATTIX

Fuck teslas

The image shows two panels. The top panel shows a Tesla Cybertruck towing a jet engine. The text above the panel says, "Tesla showing off their $100,000 Cybertruck towing a jet engine". The bottom panel shows a 1972 Chevy truck towing an airplane. The text above the panel says, "A $2,500 Chevy in 1972...". There is a visible part of the word "American" on the plane.

BaddiePatrick

Why does this always happen to me...

A sad, green puppet sits with its arms crossed, looking dejected. The text above the puppet reads: "when you show people a movie you love AND THEY DON'T PAY ATTENTION or react to any of the important scenes."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a young man looking to the left with a puzzled expression. The text reads: "me when i show up to the procrastination competition but my opponent will do it tomorrow."

Heroin Monkey

when i'm edging in class
and my teacher shows a
presentation of kids
starving in Uganda
relatablevid1
(i busted at the part where the
kid starved to death)

Cahyani Ambara

Eh

The image is a three-panel cartoon of Moe from The Simpsons, each panel depicting a different situation. The first panel shows Moe grabbing another person with text “IN 2021” and “BFB”. The second panel shows Moe with an unimpressed look and text “JACKNJELLY”. The third shows the same unimpressed look, with another person next to him and the text “TPOT”.

Heroin Monkey

A photo shows a group of children wearing blue outfits standing in a caged area. The text on the image says: "POV: When bro finally shows you his basement (He wasn't joking)"

Chexers

An otter with a small toy guitar looks into the distance. The text reads: "When you show someone something you're really proud of and they say 'cool' and change the subject."

Heroin Monkey

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Tweet
Pokémon →
@Pokemon
How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
2:58 PM 4/6/21 - Sprinklr
177 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 2,217 Likes
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Wandering Weeaboo @Churc... 10m ...
Replying to @Pokemon
i kidnap wild animals and shove them in
my balls
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Anonymous

Pog did not punch someone. This story is false.

A photo of Winston-Salem State QB Rudy Johnson with a black eye, accompanied by text stating that the picture was published on November 18, 2013, by Larry Brown and text that promotes help for children who lost parents in the Russian war in Ukraine.

AverageDayInOhio

people from the osc community know this man and his terrible object show

A brown wallet with a cartoon face showing an angry expression with white teeth, black eyebrows and a small black mouth. A green dollar bill is sticking out of the top of the wallet.

Hgfdfrgt

When u show ur friend a magic trick

A hand with one finger bent at an unusual angle, as if performing a magic trick.

Anonymous

A close up of a white dog's face looking up with tired, slightly crossed eyes and a silly grin. The text overlay reads "WHEN YOU'RE BINGE WATCHING A SHOW AT 2 A.M. AND YOU'RE LIKE... OK... JUST ONE MORE EPISODE".

Heroin Monkey

A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".

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