Spotify jokes

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.

One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.