Spotify jokes

I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.