Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
