Appliance jokes

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

Did you hear about Fridgetair

Kelvinator?

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

What do you call a midget that waves at you?

A microwave.

So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.

“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.

“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.

So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”

“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

With Doritos!

What do you call a baby with red on it?

A baby in a microwave.

Where do orphans shop for home appliances?

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

"Is your refiger running?"

"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.