Appliance jokes
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?
Kick her.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Hit your wife harder.
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.