Appliance

Appliance Jokes

Refrigerator

You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."

Baby

What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

A baby in a blender.

Asshole

What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Fridge

What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.

Fridge

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Hooker

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Baby

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

Wife

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.

Baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

Penguin

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

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