Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
whats the difference between you and a fridge? the fridge don't moan when i put my meat in
Where do you buy a dishwasher. Hot singles in your area
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker? I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
Crispy Juicy Tender, I Just Put My New-Born Son In A Blender
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What's Red,Green and goes 90 miles an hour? A frog in a blender.
What does a baby in a blender look like?
I don’t know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!Lol
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
