Concert jokes
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
[concert] SINGER: How's everyone doin' tonight? CROWD: Woo! ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): It's actually been a tough few months.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
Stonkzer Concert
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.