Concert jokes

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...

I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.

No, it's not just a crotch grab. Jacko was jacking it on stage when he saw a 6-year-old boy in the front row.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What concert only costs 45 cents?

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."

What kind of band never plays music?

If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.

Ariana Grande

Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?

Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"