What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
what do you call a person in a wheel chair with a speaker? ROLLING LOUD 🎸🎸
what kind of band never plays music
Who am I rooting for during the Superbowl? Easy. Taylor Swift
Ariana Grande
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed PROTECTION
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
What is Pink Floyd in Princess Diana have in common Their last big hit was the wall
I was at a My Chemical romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought....NO WAY!
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
Nickelback
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco
