Grandma

doowop

I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died… from an autopsy

Wife

Anonymous

A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”

Wife

NotAKiller AreYouACop?

My wife walk in on me cheating on her and said, “How could you cheat on me?!” I said, “She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?” and my wife responded with, “Perform the autopsy.”