I had recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died… from an autopsy



A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was “she was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife reply’s “perform the fucking autopsy!”


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My wife walk in on me cheating on her and said, “How could you cheat on me?!” I said, “She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?” and my wife responded with, “Perform the autopsy.”