Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
What do you call Amber Heard crying during the lawsuit?
A DEPPression.
(If you are a fan of either Johnny Depp or Amber Heard, you might get the joke)
How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
I’m glad I’m not a pornstar... that would be pretty sucky
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? A: Make sure to come upstairs.
Why do you tell actors to break a leg, because every play has a cast
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking".
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
What is stuck between a doorway?
Rebel Wilson
What did the lady say when she sat on Pinocchio face: Tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth tell a lie tell a truth
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
