Action jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him.
What is his one liner? "I told you to stop running or you will get tired."
That's what you do. And the ahteot09oe.
Just do it.
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
One man walked into a bar. A second man walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.
Should I slap Flynn's ass?
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel has family.
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
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Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.
This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Just because you‘re suicidal, you don‘t have to be a quitter.
Wait, actually.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!