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A wife's morbid reply

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A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

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  • Autopsy
  • Wife
  • Anti-jokes
  • Marriage
  • Death
  • Fucking

Explanation

The humor comes from the unexpected and morbid response from the wife. The husband's excuse for cheating is that the woman was naked on a table, implying he was unable to resist. The wife's response is that he should have performed an autopsy instead, which is a dark and twisted response to infidelity.

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I mean I guess he performed the FUCKING autopsy

is it bad i expected it to say "change the damn diaper!"???

Yeah he was probably the worst vet ever

I like the veterinarian medical examiner version better.

This sure brings back memories. Good thing that my 8 yr old wife is so forgiving....

oh shit they caught me

Mmmm slice and dice

ever heard of necro-fucking-felia?