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A wife's morbid reply

    • A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"

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    • Explanation

    • The humor comes from the unexpected and morbid response from the wife. The husband's excuse for cheating is that the woman was naked on a table, implying he was unable to resist. The wife's response is that he should have performed an autopsy instead, which is a dark and twisted response to infidelity.

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    • I mean I guess he performed the FUCKING autopsy

    is it bad i expected it to say "change the damn diaper!"???

    Yeah he was probably the worst vet ever

    I like the veterinarian medical examiner version better.

    This sure brings back memories. Good thing that my 8 yr old wife is so forgiving....

    oh shit they caught me

    Mmmm slice and dice

    ever heard of necro-fucking-felia?

    Perpendicular Guillemot

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