A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
A wife's morbid reply
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The humor comes from the unexpected and morbid response from the wife. The husband's excuse for cheating is that the woman was naked on a table, implying he was unable to resist. The wife's response is that he should have performed an autopsy instead, which is a dark and twisted response to infidelity.
Anonymous
I mean I guess he performed the FUCKING autopsy
lMao
YiKe
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this reminds me of psych
kirdneK
is it bad i expected it to say "change the damn diaper!"???
Kiseki
Yeah he was probably the worst vet ever
Purple Girl
I like the veterinarian medical examiner version better.
whiterabbit
This sure brings back memories. Good thing that my 8 yr old wife is so forgiving....
PrimarySchoolTeacher
reply's?
urmom
oh shit they caught me
Weenus cancer
You are the worst vet ever
Bob
Mmmm slice and dice
Anonymous
he was a vet
Disgusted
ever heard of necro-fucking-felia?
Dazza@tsg
Fuck Yeah