Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
A magician is driving, but then he "turns" into a driveway.
If you get this joke, you have no personality at all. Send all the help you can get:).
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick. Too bad for her, because I give good sex.
Watching porn.
Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.
Wanna hear a paper joke? Nvm, it's terrible.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
