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I should test my eyes

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a man with a mustache saying, "I should test my eyes." The second panel shows a crying Michael Jordan and next to it a bald man, the same man from the first panel saying, "I can't see your hair." The last panel shows the bald man from the first panel being choked by other men.

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Stop.

A tweet by Calvin asking why the media isn't reporting on what Zeus looks like without hair or beard, followed by two cartoon images of Zeus, one with his trademark hair and beard and the other with a bald, smooth head.

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YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

blach66

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."

KatsukiBakugouSimp

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The image shows a drawing of two characters from the anime series "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure", with their heads replaced by a PlayStation 5 and an Xbox Series X game console, respectively. The text above them reads, "What did you just say about my hair?!"

Big daddy2.0

Lets go i think corn

The image displays a comparison. On the left, there is a picture of Trump with his hair up, and on the right, a picture of an ear of corn with its silk. Text at the top reads, "WHO WORE IT BETTER?"

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The image shows four panels. The top panel features Hagrid, who says: "You're a wizard, Harry." The second panel is of Harry, looking surprised. The third panel again shows Hagrid. The fourth panel shows Harry again, with the text in the second panel being edited to say: "You're a hairy wizard."

原田

$The image shows two panels. The top panel has the text: "Girl on the bus: \"I let my intrusive thoughts win and dyed my hair blue.\"" The bottom panel has the text: "Me if I let my intrusive thoughts win:" and shows a man in an orange jumpsuit sitting on a bed in what looks like a prison cell with a sign that reads "Parole Lawyer Side".$

M3ME G0D

The image shows a split view of two foreheads. The left side displays dark brown hair, while the right side showcases blond hair. The text on top reads: "Is it weird that we all know who this is without seeing his face?"

Kai :)

what have i found

A still image shows two people with dyed hair dancing. Behind them is a sign that says "ORDINARY ST".

Unimportant Intelligence

wow

A person getting a haircut with the text "Did you know? If you cut your hair, it gets shorter."

DADDY sus aka the king

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A digital image shows three cartoonish characters with distorted faces standing in a kitchen setting. The character in the center has a big red hair and a goofy smile, with big front teeth. He is slightly in front of the two other characters. The one on his left is a dark-skinned man with a green shirt with a small red bird on it, and an unnatural elongated neck. The one on his right is a plump man with short blonde hair, and a yellow shirt with red straps. All three characters have large round eyes. There is a yellow sign with a radiation symbol, and the word "LIVE" in a red box on the top right corner of the image.

MEME LORD

A muscular man in a tank top and cap poses in front of a wall. The text overlay says "If her got hair on it she faithful, its the shaved ones that be cheating. Grass don't grow on a busy street."

shaylie lol

The image shows a cartoon character of Marge Simpson pulling at her hair, with another version of Marge coming out of her pulled hair. The text at the top says, "My mom when she brushed my hair for school." There is a web address at the bottom, "boredpanda.com".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows the text "Let's take a moment and appreciate Kelly Nelson for her underrated hard work in Breaking Bad" above a list of crew members with the line "Hair Stylist: Kelly Nelson" circled in red. Below the text is a collage of bald characters from the show 'Breaking Bad'.

Anonymous

The image shows a split screen of a woman with long red hair on the left and shorter red hair on the right. The caption reads, "She donated 30 inches of her hair to make wigs for children with cancer." A comment at the bottom says, "Now some poor kid has to be a ginger on top of having cancer."

GG Miller

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

ur momy

ISSAC TIBBITS if u know him then u know him

The image shows a meme with a photo of Donald Trump. Above his head is the text 'WHEN YOU GO TO BED WITH PERFECT HAIR' and below 'AND WAKE UP LIKE THIS'. Donald Trump's hair is messy.

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crazy anal sex

The image shows a comic strip with three panels. The top panel is a screenshot of a conversation. The second panel shows a text box with the phrase “They had anal sex” in the middle. The third panel is a two-part comic. The first part shows a cat, with a bib on, standing behind a dog and about to wash the dog's hair. The text says: "Let me wash your hair first." In the second part, the cat is hugging the dog.

Daddy Cock

Damn

A man is holding a hair dryer and pointing it at his head with the text "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING? HIS THOUGHTS?"

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