Lyric jokes
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Teacher: What is your name? Me: Written in the stars.
Teacher: Where? Me: A million miles away.
Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: A message to the main.
Teacher: You must change your behavior! Me: Seasons come and go, but I will never change.
Teacher: Go to the school principal NOW! Me: And I'm on my way.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
How to make emo cakes:
Milk Butter Eggs Sugar We're Going Down Swinging!
Never gonna give you up.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
"Never gonna give you up."
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
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iTs CoRn!