Lyric jokes
What is the first thing the disabled download on iTunes?
"They see me rolling, they hatin'."
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What is a orphan's favorite song?
"We Are Family."
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
I have a friend who recently stopped smoking, and the withdrawal was causing hallucination. He went to my house and thought there was a shark in the pond in my backyard. So, I would like to dedicate these lyrics to my friend: "I see a dreamer over there by the water!"
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.