10 Fun Facts
Why do bees have sticky hair
They always use honeycombs
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artifical Intelligence
What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
How does the moon cut his hair…Eclipse it!!!
A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”
why is the bald eagle bald?
because it has no hair
it has feathers. LOL
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
–the cops had to comb the area
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair
3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out
4.You just tried number three
5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog
6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed
7.you skipped number 5
8.you just checked if there was a number 5
9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps
I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Sign outside a hair salon: We’ll color your hair or dye trying.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it’s the 69th in the hair category.
Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…
the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.
