Number

Kit-Kat

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

Puns

Anonymos

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

Puns

Anonymous

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

Sister

Jesse

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Blonde

Anonymous

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artifical Intelligence

Bee

Daniel King

What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

Puns

Anonymous

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Puns

M Miner

How does the moon cut his hair…Eclipse it!!!

Wife

Boi

A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”

Eagle

Anonymous

why is the bald eagle bald?

because it has no hair

it has feathers. LOL

Trump

YetAnotherComedian

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

Cop

Anonymous

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

Nut

Instagram @yfn_unkn0wn

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

Number

Timber

1.You can´t wash you´re eyes with soap
2.You can´t count you´re hair 3.You can´t breathe through you nose with youre tongue out 4.You just tried number three 5.When u tried number 3 u realized it was possible only u look like a dog 6.Youre smileing right now because you relized you were fooloed 7.you skipped number 5 8.you just checked if there was a number 5 9.This is not my joke all credit goes to steps

Depression

Anonymous

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Puns

Anonymous

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Dye

Anonymous

Sign outside a hair salon: We’ll color your hair or dye trying.

Crazy

Gorgon

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it’s the 69th in the hair category.

Smell

Anonymous

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

Baby

lincoln busby

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

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