The 300+ Best Hair Jokes

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breath through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 6. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 7. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped number 5. 9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 10. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artifical Intelligence

How does the moon cut his hair........Eclipse it!!!!!

Sign outside a hair salon: We'll color your hair or dye trying.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

How do emo's compliment each other?

They say " I like your cuts g"

What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?

Answer: Hair Force One!

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 woman what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said how the fuck did you get in here? 😂😂😂

Why were the 1800s so crazy?

Because of Hairriet Tubman.

I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

I ate the emo emo no mi from one piece it gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing

I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike I just collect body parts