How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artifical Intelligence

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.

A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair.so she told her sister and her sister said that aint nothing mines already eating bananas

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Of a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment…

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A “glad-he-ate-her”.

What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

Sign outside a hair salon: We’ll color your hair or dye trying.

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