How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

A husband and a wife have four children the oldest three are tall with blonde hair, the youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said “honey, can you be completely honest with me, is our youngest son mine?” The wife says “I swear to all that is holy he is your son.” Then the husband died and the wife muttered, “thank god he didn’t ask about the other three.”

Why do bees have sticky hair

They always use honeycombs

the doctor says to the woman there was good and bad news. the woman says she wants the bad news first the doctor says the bad news is the baby had red hair. then he said the good news is it is dead.

How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer.

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday. Not a soul in sight.

What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?

Artifical Intelligence

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

10 Fun Facts

  1. You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
  2. You can’t count your hair.
  3. You can’t breath through your nose with your tongue out.
  4. You just tried number 3.
  5. When you did number 3, you realized it’s possible, only you look like a dog.
  6. You’re smiling right now because you were fooled.
  7. You skipped number 5.
  8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
  9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)

What do bees 🐝 brush their hair with?

A honeycomb.

if there is a hair, the meat is ruined

me and my friend were roasting each other she : you look like a reese’s cup me:your so old your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray

A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort’s. Thats nothing once we we’re in the kitchen I can’t believe I didn’t see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

Yo mama so hairy that when she go the hair solon they say no pets allow

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?" Me: I think it’s a great idea, when are you getting one?

I like women how I like my hair dryer, locked in a closet most of the time, and only being used to blow me dry

What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

A “glad-he-ate-her”.

I have a pussy. It’s very hairy. It has a long thing sticking out of it. It’s also very hair. My hairy pussy meows and purrs.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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