Performance

Performance jokes

Adult

    • What is the difference between gross and kinky according to a Canadian?

    Using a toothpick to remove human feces between your teeth after licking another person's ass is gross, but performing a blowjob on a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich, with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise, is kinky.

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    • Stand up

    • I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.

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    • Democrat

    • What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

    When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

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    • Guy

    • Did you hear about the guy who died by lethal injection and writhed on the stretcher for 20 minutes?

    I guess it really IS all in the execution.

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    • Stroke

    • This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. What the fuck are you mad at me for? My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

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    • Class

    • I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

    I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

    She said, "She was a little tardy."

    I asked her, "I thought they all were."

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    • Song

    • It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.

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    • Rapper

    • Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

    Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!