Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late I asked her why did you send James out to the hall? She said she was a little tardy I asked her are I thought they all were
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
just cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I cant have sex
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the BOOTH
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
what does rapboat and caseoh have in common? They're both chubby
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW
(BILL is sitting in the waiting room, fidgeting with his tie. MR. SMITH enters with a clipboard.)
MR. SMITH: (sternly) Good morning, Bill. Ready for your interview?
BILL: (nervously) Uh, yes, sir! I’ve prepared a lot for this!
MR. SMITH: (raising an eyebrow) Great! Let’s start with an easy question. Why do you want this job?
BILL: (confidently) Well, I want to help your company succeed! I believe in hard work and dedication!
MR. SMITH: (nods) Good to hear. Now, what’s your biggest weakness?
BILL: (eyes widening) I tend to be overly honest.
MR. SMITH: (leaning in) That’s not really a weakness.
BILL: (smirking) I don’t care what you think!
(MR. SMITH pauses, surprised, then bursts out laughing.)
MR. SMITH: (laughing) Okay, you’re hired! We need more honesty around here!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always STAND OUT
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop HIGHER BARS
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas
