Skill jokes
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I took out my mother-in-law, being a sniper, I'd fun.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
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Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Why does America suck at chess? Because they already lost their two towers.
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Why are Nepalese bad at chess?
Because someone already killed their king!
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!