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Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

What did the mic say to the rapper?

"Don’t DROP me, bro!"

Why do rappers love the gym?

'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.

How does a rapper start a race?

With a ready, set, FLOW!

What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?

G major.

NOOOO not cole

A photo of J. Cole with dreadlocks wearing a yellow sweater. Text on the image says: "ran that shit like Diddy" and "J. COLE, 'LAND OF THE SNAKES' GENIUS"

What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?

Punchlines.

Why did the rapper start a gardening business?

He had mad ROOTS in the game.

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the time they met
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MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

A picture with two overlaid images. In the background, there is a black and white image of MF DOOM. Overlaid with a red circle, there is a picture of two women. The text at the bottom reads: "Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host. Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast. MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER" GENIUS"

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A photo shows Diddy in white clothes with his arms raised, surrounded by other people and paparazzi at an event. Text in the lower part says, "Celebrities who partied with Diddy may want to contact their lawyers".

Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?

Because it was all about the TIMING.

What’s a rapper’s favorite EXERCISE?

Flexin’.

A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.

Why do rappers make terrible pirates?

Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

The image is a starter pack of items representing a "humble" lifestyle. It includes a glass of water and a piece of bread for meal, shoes made from plastic bottles for kicks, a slingshot for strap, a pile of cardboard boxes for crib, and a rusty bike for whip. The text "J Cole Humble Starter Pack" is at the top.

What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?

MC Cheffin'.