Fellatio Jokes

Dwarf

What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?

Perform fellatio.

Gay Man

Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?

because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.

Anilingus

What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

Brojob

How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man into giving him a blowjob?

The gay man asks the heterosexual man if he wants to give him a "brojob."

Masturbation

What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store

Adult

🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them

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  • Autism

    Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?

    Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

    Hair

    How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

    He performs fellatio on them.

    Man

    What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

    Priest

    Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

    Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

    Man

    What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?

    Does it cycle now?

    Handicap

    What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?

    Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.