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Dinosaur

1 year ago
A white cat with black spots is in focus, staring at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: "ARE YOU A HUMAN?" LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO"
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  • Comic

    2 years ago

    Tried a random comic generator. Half of the ai generated comics don’t make sense, but the other half…

    A three-panel comic strip from the Joking Hazard Random Comic Generator. The first panel shows two figures. One says, "My wife just died." The second panel shows the same two figures now smiling at each other. The third panel shows one of them saying, "HELL YEAH!" The comic generator website is titled "RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR 3.0" with the description "Millions of combinations! Create and share your own!".
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  • Team

    4 months ago

    Shitpost-master general

    A screenshot of two combined tweets. The first tweet features a photo of Paulie Walnuts from The Sopranos, along with the text "Ay, Tone. What kinda death camp has a divin' team?" The second tweet reads, "A million Jews drowned trying to get the pennies the Nazis had glued to the bottom of the pool."
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  • Lego

    5 months ago
    The image shows a LEGO instruction manual for a Clone Army set. It humorously highlights step one: assembling a clone trooper minifigure, with instructions indicating that 1.2 million of these are needed. The words "WELL" and "FUCK" are above and below the instructions respectively.
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  • Porn

    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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  • People

    2 years ago

    jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

    An image shows a makeshift shelter in the woods with five fire emojis superimposed. The text says: "People in California after 27 years of turmoil, debt, and the death of all their family members, finally getting a house for $20 Million."
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  • People

    1 year ago
    A split image with a dog on the left, saying "I don't wanna get political but" and the same dog on the right, looking at a map with the text "478 million people live in the cum zone" written over the USA. The map also has Canada and Mexico labeled.
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  • Number

    2 years ago
    The image is divided into two panels. The top panel shows Patrick and Spongebob sitting at desks. Spongebob says "I thought of something funnier than 24!". The bottom panel shows a close-up of Spongebob with a Hitler mustache and text saying, "6 Million".
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  • Paint

    2 years ago

    i like paint

    A green, humanoid character with a brush-like head stands in a video game-like setting. In the upper left corner are several colored circles with numbers on them including 10,000, 1,500, 500 and 50. A rainbow-colored rectangle in the upper middle displays the number 2079. At the bottom of the image, the text says, "I DRANK ALL THE PAINT". There is another character in the background that is a similar green character with a brush head.
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  • Website

    2 months ago
    A blurry image of a grumpy-looking white cat with black markings sitting on a patterned surface. White text overlays the image. The text reads: "I HATE WHEN WEBSITES ASK: " ARE YOU A HUMAN? " LIKE NO, I'M A DINOSAUR THAT FORGOT TO DIE 100 MILLION YEARS AGO".
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  • Game

    5 months ago
    A screenshot of a 4chan post. The post text describes how someone pirates a game, buys the company, deletes the pirated copies, and becomes CEO of the company to make his dream game. A Pepe the Frog smugly sips from a glass on the left.
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  • Puppet

    1 year ago
    The image shows a cartoon drawing of a person in two panels. In the first panel, the person is looking straight with a flat, emotionless expression. Above is the text "I don't act or look like how I am." In the second panel, the person has a similar expression but is looking slightly to the right and the text above it reads "So what is me?". Below the two panels is a paragraph that is hard to read due to the image overlayed, but reads: "I'm forced inside this meat mannequin, this suffocating puppet I'm forced to move to survive. I hate the way I'm perceived and implied upon. Every social interaction leads definitive conclusions on me as an idea. The millions of me in everyone else's mind. The only true "me" is stuck inside 6 inches of skull and nobody can ever see it.". A distorted image of a pair of red, teary eyes is overlayed on the bottom left portion of the text.
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  • Time

    10 months ago

    L

    A screen capture from a music streaming service showing the profile of the artist Pop Smoke. It displays the number of monthly listeners (19,985,831) and the text "Pop's monthly listeners drop below 20 million, the first time since July 2020."
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  • Corporation

    1 year ago

    for real

    The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."
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  • Tweet

    9 months ago
    A list of 14 mock news headlines about Trump dancing, satirizing different media outlets. The meme is titled "The Trump Dance as covered by 14 different news outlets". The news sources include Fox News, HuffPost, CNN, OAN, Salon, Snopes, Vox, Daily Wire, Teen Vogue, Infowars, Vice, The View, Not the Bee, and a logo that looks like a bee.
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  • Bitcoin

    3 months ago
    A meme featuring Walter White with the quote "Given the choice between a table with 100 million dollars or a table with 2 million bitcoins, I'm taking the table. Read that with your eyes closed."
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  • History

    1 month ago
    A green background with a laughing Pepe the Frog image on the left. On the right, text compares 'Chinese history' to 'European history.' Chinese history is described as 'Chao Ling takes power; 247 million perish.' European history is described with a long, convoluted sentence about a noble marrying his half-sister, triggering a war between two other elaborately named figures, and establishing a small tax haven.
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  • Crayon

    2 months ago
    A cartoon drawing of a man with an orange head, beard, and glasses. He wears a white t-shirt that says "I HATE" in black text above the word "Fun" in rainbow colors. He holds a bunch of multi-colored crayons in his left hand. Below the drawing is a screenshot of a tweet from user Gurt stating, "nuclear warfare is not based millions on innocent people will die". The tweet source is @SteyrACR_real.
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    Gunna

    10 hours ago
    A social media screenshot displaying a conversation. The top section shows two tweets from 'chart data' posted on January 17, 2022. The first tweet, at 7:20 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #1(new) @1GunnaGunna, DS4EVER 150,300 [193.5 million on-demand streams | 4,700 pure sales].' The second tweet, at 7:21 PM, states: 'Billboard 200: #2(new) @theweeknd, Dawn FM 148,000 [173 million on-demand streams | 14,800 pure sales].' Below the tweets, there is a Reddit comment section. A user named 'thekingbun' comments: 'Gunna is unstoppable. Reminds me of 2pac's run.' Another user, 'Lopsided_Law_1762', replies: 'Young Gunna Wunna'.
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  • Artist

    1 year ago
    A tweet listing the number of times various artists have had 2 million Instagram live viewers. 6ix9ine has 1, while The Beatles, Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, and Mozart each have 0. The text reads, 'Times artists have had 2 million instagram live viewers: 6ix9ine - 1 The Beatles - 0 Michael Jackson - 0 Elvis Presley - 0 Mozart - 0 I think the numbers speak for themselves'.
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