Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
why dont shurches have wifi?
They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
