Competence jokes
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
TODAY'S BRAIN CELL COUNT:
2, and both are competing for 5th place.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi? Because they can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.
Qualification Check:
Single
Taken
Friended ✔
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.