Why doesn't Mexico compete in the Olympics?
Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are in the U.S.
I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books, Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining
What's the difference between a Russian potato and an U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
why dont shurches have wifi?
They cant compete with an invisible force that actuallyworks
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
why don't churches have wi-fi? because they can't compete with an invisable force that actually works.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
Me: Hey, do you wanna here a joke. Friend: Sure. Me: Why don't churches have WiFi? Friend: Why? Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
President Joesph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to, Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Deleware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place oh well that's politics
