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Lostin Flowers

I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a broccoli with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a broccoli and I look like a tree.' The second panel shows a walnut with big eyes, a mouth and one finger up saying 'I'm a walnut and I look like a brain.' The third panel shows a mushroom with big eyes and a mouth saying 'I'm a mushroom and I hate this game.'

M3ME G0D

A woman is looking up with a confused expression. Text above her reads "My brain trying to figure out if it's an actual memory, a movie I saw, or a dream I had."

Frog

The image is a two-panel photo. The top panel shows a man looking sad and distressed with the text "I didn't want a brain transplant" above his head. The bottom panel shows the same man, now smiling, with the text "but then, they changed my mind." next to his head.

DreamBlue

Two girls in school uniforms. One girl is standing with her face against a wall, a large tuba covers her head. The text above her reads 'Intrusive thoughts'. The second girl is holding the tuba by her side. The text below her reads 'Brain'.

ASHMAN

ME!! EVERY DAY!!

The meme shows text describing the action of looking at the phone to see the time, then putting the phone away, followed by the question "So what time is it?" The next line says "My brain:" and below is an image of Shrek with the caption "Good question".

Anonymous

A stick figure pokes a brain with a stick. Text: "C'mon do something. Me in the math exam."

🌙✨⭐️That Hijabi Girl⭐️✨🌙

Side eye

The image shows a text that says "Teacher: What are you laughing about? Me: Nothing My brain:" followed by an image of a hippopotamus with the head of Thanos. Below this image, there is the word "Hippopothanos".

✨Jassy✨

Me in class everyday

The image shows a two-part meme. The upper part shows text: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:". The lower part shows a picture of Groot with an edited bottle of root beer with a label that reads "GROOT BEER".

ohio nugget

nice

The image shows a two-panel meme. The first panel contains the text "Friend: Why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:". The second panel shows a photo of basketball player LeBron James wearing a yellow jersey with the word LAKERS on it. A lemon has been photoshopped onto his head. The text "LeMon James" is written in a blurred font at the bottom.

Lostin Flowers

A meme

The image shows a text overlay that reads "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing. My brain:" followed by a picture of two burritos, each with the face of Danny Devito photoshopped onto it. The text "Danny burrito" is included in the bottom left of the image.

A Star Wars Fan

The meme shows a screenshot from the game Minecraft. The Nether, a dark and fiery dimension, is in view, and the flag of the Netherlands is placed in the middle. The meme has the text “Geography teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: Nothing. My brain: Netherlands.”

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme. At the top is the text: "Teacher: Why are you laughing? Me: No reason. My head:". Below this is a cartoon image of Donkey Kong but with a distorted face photoshopped onto it. Next to the image is the text "Stonkey Kong".

blach66

A picture shows two images of Keanu Reeves. The first one is a tall, upright version labeled "My brain outside of school." The second one is a much smaller version of the same person and is labeled "My brain inside of school."

M3ME G0D

The image shows a comparison of how the brain records memories. Good memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 144p, and cringe memories are shown in a box with a video resolution of 4320p 8k.

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

The image shows a meme with the text "MY ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM" at the top. It displays eight different characters from the video game Hollow Knight, each labeled with a role: Team Leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and Guy who dies first.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a meme. The text reads: "Teacher: why are you laughing? Me: Nothing. My brain:" Below the text is an image of Luigi's head overlaid on the shape of the state of Louisiana. The text "Luigiana" is to the right of the image.

DIANEE

ADHD

The image shows a golden three-headed dragon. The text "ADHD" is above all three heads. The left head is labeled "fast thinking", the middle one "hyperfocus", and the right one "memorizing names."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a meme with a panel of text above an image. The text reads: "Teacher: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing My brain:". The image features Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's head and arms photoshopped onto a Croc shoe wearing a gold chain.

Heroin Monkey

A six-panel grayscale comic depicts a person in bed trying to sleep. In the first panel, the person looks sad, while a thought bubble above their head shows a brain saying "titties". In the second panel, the person still looks sad with a thought bubble saying, "I want to sleep". The following three panels show the person trying to sleep, then getting angry, and finally horrified.

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