Collaboration jokes

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

What can you build with people? A boat!

There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.

What’s the key to a successful relationship?

Consent.

So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"