Ever heard of the show naked and afraid? thats what i call hide and seek with my uncle.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
whats an emos least favorite show? Dr. Phil
What is an orphan's favorite show? Batman.
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
There is a feminist group in my town
It is called Gal-qaeda
(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
What is a shark’s favorite tv show? Sea-S-I
Me:U know the show called imagine dragon Friends:no what is it Me:imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
bippidy boppidy boo Bill Cosby is coming for you
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
