Show Jokes

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

There is a feminist group in my town

It is called Gal-qaeda

(I actually got this from the simpsons, so credit to the show)

Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”

Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven